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First, I thank you for the kind words. Second, as I see you have registered just a few days ago, allow me to WELCOME you to The Swingersboard. JoAnn and I were feeling completely wretched in the hours before our first house party. We were asking ourselves, "What if nobody comes?; "What if everybody comes?; "What if people simply sit around gawking at each other and nobody flirts or gets down to doing anything really fun?" I'm sure we were not displaying confidence. And we were fussing over everybody in an attempt to be sure that everybody was entertained. No necessary, as I'm sure you've learned. The party was sufficiently successful. Many of the same people came to the next. We did not know on that first occasion that we were able to fly on our own. Like Dumbo the Flying Elephant, we thought we needed that magic feather -- a hot tub, a three-meter diameter revolving bed having satin sheets and mirrors on the ceiling, or a hired exotic dancer. In actual fact, we found our magic feather: A massage table. It arrived just in time for our second house party. It continues to be a wonderfully effective ice breaker. If people do not seem to be taking the hint, JoAnn disrobes, lays on the table, I rub her with cocoa butter, the guys and gals are invited to help and then I announce, "Who's next?" So how long did it take? We had our first house party about two years after starting into the lifestyle. Our second was four months after. We are now hosting about three times a year and receive invitations to other parties about once per month.