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Mrs. Allnight and I have more embarrassing stories than we can count on our hands. Here are two of the most memorable ones for us. 1st embarrassing moment: Our kids had gone outside playing at their friends and the Mrs. and I are all alone and started getting a little frisky with each other, since we knew the kids could possibly still come home at anytime as kids seem to enjoy doing. We locked the door to our bedroom after having headed back to the bedroom to take care of things, so we get back the bedroom I lock the door and I gave it a fling with my foot as she is practically ripping my clothes off me and I hers. 15 to 20 minutes later into our wild session we were having, I had changed how I was having my fun with her and had put her legs up over my shoulders and was thrusting into her at this point with her legs over my shoulders. Of course we are making all sorts of happy sounds so we never even heard our kids come in the bedroom. All of the sudden my wife and I became very aware our kids are in the bedroom when my son blurts out MOMMY, WHAT IS DADDY DOING TO YOU??? Of course my wife’s instant reaction is to immediately propel her legs forward in an attempt to push me off, I just pushed right back into her to prevent this as it would have left no doubt what we were doing (not like things hadn’t probably already done that, but they have never said anything to make us think since then that they figured out what was up) and looked over at our kids and said Mommy and Daddy are wrestling why don't you leave the room and shut the door behind you!! Unfortunately for us both of our kids are big time into the TV wrestling stuff (i.e. WWE, ECW) so they both are like but I want to wrestle with you guys too. At this point my wife and I are practically dying and just want our kids to leave, I yelled at both the kids and told them to get out of the room right now and shut the door behind them. So they finally leave and shut the door behind them, I gave the door a look to make sure we had indeed locked the door and after seeing it was indeed locked and completely somehow managed to finish what the Mrs. And I had started. So after getting dressed and freshening up a little we go to leave the bedroom, we open the door and lo and behold there is both our kids ears to the door. Kid you not the first words out of our son's mouth is "So did you win Daddy, did you pin Mommy?" Mrs. Allnight is about ready to die at this point and was even more so when I respond back "Yep Daddy got Mommy for the three count son." Both the kids took off and went back to playing outside shortly thereafter, while the Mrs. and I just sat there and laughed our butts off about the whole thing and hoping and praying to God that neither one of our kids really realized what was going on. Nothing else has ever been said by our kids about that day and our lesson that we learned that day was always make sure the door is COMPLETELY shut and locked as our son informed us a couple days later that was how they were able to open the door was because it wasn't completely latched shut. 2nd embarrassing moment isn't really an embarrassing moment per se other than the fact that Mrs. Allnight gets a little embarrassed when someone outside of our play partners can hear her as she tends to get a little loud when we are having fun. We were at our favorite club The Spott here in Kansas City it is an on premise club and we had gone into the Red Room which is one of the private rooms for people to be able to play in if they want to. One of our very good LS friends and I are in there just having all sorts of a fun time with Mrs. Allnight, the D.J. had the music turned up rather loud and no one was in the lobby area next to the rooms so she is really being rather vocal about how we are pleasuring her. Fast forward almost an hour and a half later we are back out in the dance floor all cleaned up from our play session and the club owner happens to swing by and say to us "Hey do you guys happen to know who it was that was in the Red Room like an hour and a half ago?" Mrs. Allnight knowing full well at this point we had evidently been overheard was like “No, no idea why?” He was like well whoever it was, they were all sure having one heck of a good time, I could hear them clear up in my office and that is with the music coming directly into my office area, just listening to who ever it was down there was getting me all hot." Had it not been for the ear to ear grins on mine and our friend’s faces and Mrs. Allnight turning about a red as her top was that night, he would have never known it was us. Once he saw the smiles and her blushing he just started laughing and smiling and said "Well I am glad to know you guys we're having a VERY good time that is what we are all here for." All three of us still to this day bust up laughing when we think about that night and it has kind of become a running joke with the three us that were in the room that night anytime that the three of us are playing whether it is at the club or here at our house.