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Dave Barry, the newspaper feature columnist and author, has warned my gender to never answer a question of this character. It's a lucky thing, I suppose, that mirrors had not yet been invented or Hellen of Troy would have looked into one and seen flaws. All I can say is that my wife, who has lost a significant number of pounds within the last four months, turns me on more than ever AND is catching the eyes of many more men at lifestyle gatherings. When you look into a mirror, try to not see flaws. And let the men in your life act as your mirrors on your world.