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TL;DR Pharmaceuticals are your friend and don't show up bareback to a cock-sleeve fight Hello everyone! Longtime lurker, first time caller... err... poster. I apologize in advance for the novel I've written. I just had to tell someone about my first gangbang experience but I can't exactly bring it up with friends over a bowl of pho at the local eatery. "So what have you been up to?" "Oh nothing, just me and two other dudes made a girl airtight." Not exactly light conversation. So herein lies the tragedy of my first gangbang. I was casually browsing a popular kink website when I see that a person I've been friends with for a while posted that two people have backed out of her gangbang. "This will not stand", says I. "Will no one help this poor woman?" I knew I was just the man to do it. Leaping into action I boldly sent a message. After some back and forth talk, a few pics sent to make sure I'm not too much of a bridge troll, and voila, I have my invite. As an aside I would just like to say when I woke up this morning if you had told me what I would be getting into mere hours later I would have branded you a liar. This was totally out of nowhere and completely unexpected. It was at that moment I realized what I had done. Those voices of self-doubt rose up like a cloud of ravens in my mind, pecking away at my confidence. I started figuring out excuses to back out when a message arrived asking me if I am 100% doing this. My hands acquired a mind of their own and vigorously confirmed. "We don't have time to sort through messages only for people to flake on us. If you commit and don't show up you will not be on the list of play partners in the future." Well, damn. Can't back out now if I ever want to do anything with them ever again. I dove into the shower, scrubbing and shaving, double scrubbing, triple scrubbing. You know what, just to be safe let's scrub that spot again. I checked the clock... only six hours left! I briefly considered whether or not I have time for another shower. To calm my nerves I read lots of articles and stories about other peoples first times, etiquette, so on and so forth. I decided that in the worst case scenario I can grab my shoes and dive out a nearby window. Also, there's going to be like 5 other people there! I can get lost in the crowd and slip away! The time comes and I am told where to go. A hotel. On a floor much higher than ground. So much for my daring window escape plan. Perhaps I could build a crude glider using bath towels and a desk chair? I show up and sit in the lobby until I am sent for. A very, VERY large man came to escort me to the room and on our way, in a voice usually reserved for discussing the price of bulk seed corn, he laid out the ground rules. It was pretty common sense stuff, play nice, be a gentleman, don't be rough, don't shove appendages into her ass unannounced. You know, stuff you learned in kindergarten. He said that they wanted to keep it fairly anonymous so there won't be much banter or small talk. On the one hand I am kinda disappointed that we were getting straight to it, no ice-breaking or anything like that. I have needs, I need some romancing in my gangbangs. On the other hand I didn't know exactly what we would talk about. "That is quite a penis you have there." "That cock-ring really brings out the color in your eyes." I am experienced in the lifestyle. I don't claim to be a sex god who bangs people constantly but I do alright. I've had my threesomes, foursomes, moresomes, and an orgy here and there... Point is that this isn't exactly new to me. I was not ready. When we reached the door of the room my escort turned to me and told me that four other people had backed out at the last second. It was just him, me, and a good friend of theirs. No pressure. Hey, where did that spotlight come from? So much for escape plan #2. In a voice I imagined to be suave and worldly I say, "Well, some people just get nervous about these things." He grunted and ushered me in. The center of our micro-bang was already blindfolded and sitting quietly in a chair. A toothbrush was thrust at me and I was told to "freshen up". After my teeth got their third brushing in four hours we got down to business. I don't want sound too full of myself when I say I am the greatest giver of lady oral luvins that the world, nay, the universe has ever known. I'm humble about it too. I got down to what I did best while the other guys picked positions. We switch around after a bit, she's having a great time. Finally it's my time to shine! I have good body stamina and a slight difficulty to orgasm so I can keep going forever. Kinda frustrating when, at the end of the night, I'm a sweaty pile who hasn't gotten his but, hey, as long as everyone had a good time then whatever, right? I pull out of the pile of bodies and arm myself with the latest in latex technology. I turn around locked and loaded, ready to go... but someone got there before me. Okay, no problem. This is their party, I'm the stranger here I'll just wait for him to... Oh... Oh dear... No, don't you die on me! Not here! Not now! Yes, dear readers, it happened. The dreaded condom induced ED. And you know what really helps with that? Stressing about it. Yay feedback loops! The large guy noticed my distress and motioned for me to take position at her mouth. Ripping the condom off in disgust I did just that forgetting my well lubricated state which she promptly spat out. So much for being the #1 lube on Amazon... One trip to the bathroom sink later I resume my place. Yep, feels good. One of the better blowjobs I've ever gotten, in fact. Still doesn't help things. After a while of relaxing I breathed some life into my mighty tower of power and go to try again. That is, until the other two guys broke out their cock-sleeves. This elevated them from an already respectable size to Coke and Pringles can level. RIP boner. How do you even compete? At this point it was just live action porn for me so I sat back and enjoyed the show. She took both of them at the same time like a champ. After a dozen or two ear-shattering orgasms they pulled out with an audible -shlorp-. The big guy tells me to get in there before our time is up. I nodded and summoned up all the willpower of my ancestors to get something I could at least hang a condom on and dove right in. This worked for about a minute. I now truly understood what they say about "pushing rope". At that point I cut my losses and moved away. While Godzilla and Rodan resumed their drilling I snuck into my clothes and, with a cheerfulness I certainly did not feel, bid them a good night. So, dear readers, what have we learned? Hell if I know.

How would you feel about a profile that says 420 friendly? (Looking for those that are ok, and against it) Reason we are asking, we are a 420 friendly couple that enjoys it every now and then. We also find it to be mind blowing during sex with another couple. We don't want to post it in our profile because it's not a requirement, but we will give preference to those who are. But at the same time don't want to lose potential playmates that may think otherwise.

Swinger Dick!! Yeah it happens. It is surprisingly difficult to get and maintain a hard on with just a warm body there. A person that you have no interaction with. The time I have experienced the same was a very similar situation. Basically having sex with a woman that never really wanted to talk to me. I like to think it's because we are not assholes that only want to put our penis in a warm pussy. More accurately I would just say that gang bangs are not your thing. They are not mine. Really fun read though, and good luck with everything in the future.

We have never let "420 friendly" deter us from contacting or meeting another couple. We have partake but it's also not a deal breaker. But I'll say so far none of the "420 friendly" partners we have meet were crazy druggies. If we also want to partake, they'd gladly share, and if we don't, they have no problem with it. I am not a big 420 person but sometimes it does make me horny. I know there are different strain or kinds. But in the grand scheme of things, it's not something that's high on the list of choosing partners.

I am wondering & need advice esp from Desi (south Asian) husband how to convince wife in swing lifestyle since our culture is very conservative & it's a Taboo hard to break. Thanks.

Would not turn us away. And I strongly suspect that most people are not burdened by the belief that people who use 420 are drug-crazed fiends who cannot function without it.

I agree with cplnuswing. Full disclosure is always appreciated. My husband loves it but I am not a fan of a girl showering me (I am being polite). I prefer to know so I can move away. Nothing like a surprise splash in the face...especially when I am playing next to, not with.

Are you talking what is considered good form between two playmates in general, or something more formal like at a club playroom where the venue may have its own rules? For the first, I think one should let a playmate know up front about anything that may catch them off guard or be something they might not be into...sort of an extension of the "ask first" policy when it comes to any type of physical contact. For the club type situation, can't say I've ever really thought about that or seen anything along those lines, so not really sure there. Depending on the club, towels are often provided, and many swingers will take their "play bag" with them to the club that with personal supplies like lube, toys they like, etc. You could take one of those absorbent sex throws like the Liberator Fascinator in your bag and stay respectful of other patrons and the club by not leaving a mess behind for someone else to have to deal with.

I can't speak directly to your culture because I don't have experience in it, but I don't think a conservative upbringing is anything that unique. I fully understand that there can still be a wide range on the conservative thing, meaning what is very conservative in one culture may just be middle of the road conservative in another. When it comes right down to it though I think overcoming anything like that comes down to trust in each other. She has to trust in you that the idea you are presenting about living your lives in a very different way has potential benefits to you both as a couple. She has to trust that you won't judge or think less of her after the fact. She has to trust that should you get outted to friends and family, you will be there for her no matter what. She has to trust that she just isn't being used as your ticket into swinging. And those are just for starters, probably lots of others. If it happens at all, it's not going to be quick. It took years for that to be drilled into her head, that's not going to be suddenly all thrown away at once. But, if you show her there is another path, and IF she is interested enough to start exploring it with you by taking baby steps together, then eventually, she may start to see things differently.

I think it is a great idea. It takes a lot of anxiety away. Bareback is always better and the sex will be better. Finding a compatible couple willing to be exclusive for the sake of playing bareback would be a treasure worth keeping. It is unfortunately rare. I wouldn't let that stop you even if it is going to be only temporary. Letters from the "clinic" can be easily faked so going together at the same time would be an interesting bonding experience. In my opinion your greatest risks come from people you don't know very well. Sex with strangers is exciting but I would be requiring condoms. Our experiences have been, mostly ,with people we have known in non sexual ways for long periods of time.