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Is there anything wrong with Toad Penis. Stormy Daniels just described the shape of the First Penis. I have my own pet names for some penises I have been with. Mushroom head is probably the most fun to play with even if it is smaller than average. When giving head to a big mushroom, I can have fun making a popping noise sort of what you can do with a tootsie roll pop. Then there is the Fireman, again with a bigger head but it’s shaped like a fireman with a helmet. Again it’s can be fun running my tongue around it. Mr. Banana has a curve to it. It might have a fire helmet but to me it is curved with a smaller head. Pencil dick is long and narrow. Maybe not that long but the tip is sort of pointy. A Danny DeVito is a dick that is short but stocky. I have no idea what Danny DeVito’s dick looks like but this is shaped more like his body. The Builder has a hammer like Penis. Sort of a mushroom but different. A head bigger than the length. The Farmer grows a carrot. Thinner on the top and thicker at the base. The Hulk is bigger but more importantly it has veins popping out. For me when I see Hulk I am usually wanting to see what it can do. Superman is not because of size or hardness, it’s more for the S shape or one that bends one way then another way. For me the excitement of meeting a new partner includes the few moments when I get that first look. Giving names is just fun to me and Mike and I have fun talking about after.

My apology in advance for crudeness: Hair pie meets strawberry pie

As Mister Spock would say, “fascinating.” I enjoy this kind of insight into a female mind. I suspect that if any women of my acquaintance have been categorizing my penis in this way, they have mercifully refrained from speaking it out loud.

There's nothing to be nervous about. This is about as tame as it gets. You don't expose yourself physically or emotionally. You just watch. Plenty of swingers like to be watched. In a club there will most likely be a room set up for this. It may have couches surrounding a bed or something similar. Couples will start on the couch and if they're brave enough to be the stars of the show they may move to the bed. There may be a viewing area or even a big glass window you can look in. A club in our area that has a big viewing window expects couples to participate once inside the room. Stand outside if you just want to watch. Clubs may also have a play area set up with beds and sheer curtains around the bed or rooms with a sheer curtain in the doorway. Let the club host know you are new and get a tour, they'll inform you of the rules. Ask questions if you aren't sure. They are there to make sure everyone is comfortable and has the kind of fun they want to have.

Go to a club. You'll have your choice of couples to watch. No reason to be nervous at all.

It doesn't have to be any different in a club setting. There is rarely an orgy going on as so many seem to think who have never been. As a matter of fact things are usually very subdued early on, frustratingly so and I'd say many of the couples will be first timers like you and won't play either. We see at least a dozen newby couples getting the tour each time we go. That's at least 15-20% of the people there. The club says it's actually higher than that. Other's are there just to watch. Just my observation is that less than half of the couples in attendance on any given night don't swap at all. If you do meet a couple the first time out simply let them know you are there to observe and won't be playing with anyone other than your spouse. There are still options to have fun IF YOU WANT TO. If exhibitionism is a turn on for you they might want to watch and that can certainly be hot. Parallel play is another option. Just being on the same bed with another couple while you do what you do and they do what they do can be a huge turn on. While it's ok to go with an open mind of being flexible it's also OK to say I just want to observe and want to feel like there will be no pressure to participate at all. Your husband needs to respect that and be ok with nothing happening and no expectation of anything happening. You are applying the brakes right now and he needs to understand that applying more throttle will only cause you to apply more brakes. I had to agree to do this with my wife. Our first time out was intended to simply see what it was like inside. I had it drummed into me that nothing was going to happen except watch and then leave. Watch we did. Then I felt her hand on my cock. Then she was unzipping my pants. We were sitting at a bench type table so I suggested that she might want to get on her knees on the bench and give me a blow job. She smiled coyly and I knew she wanted to. I told her, and I knew this would turn her on or I wouldn't have said it, "I'm not asking you". She immediately got on her knees and blew me where everyone could see. That's all that happened in the club that night other than just watching others have sex. We went home and couldn't keep our hands off each other.

So, there are some of us who do play with friends. I guess it depends on what you're looking for. If it's just immediate gratification, strangers work best. But if, like me, you prefer taking your time and building up to the act, good friends are best. When I was single I had a lot of one-night-stands with gals I'd pick up at a club. And I had numerous ladies that I dated. I can't remember a single name of the one nighters or even remember if the sex was good or bad.

A lot can be accomplished online to line up availability, experience, preferences, and just general compatibility. Pics should all be g rated. One partner takes the lead in communicating online unless you can set up a group chat, etc. Then a face-to-face meet, one hour limit. No expectation of a party the first date. As posted above, lots of frogs before a prince/princess.

That sounds awesome really. Just going to meet and observe with only playing with each other sounds like an exciting time to me. I also think my wife would really be into that non judgemental atmosphere.

The hardest part about going to a club is just walking through the door. Once you get inside you will find that people are nice, sincere, and honest. You don't have to do anything and you won't be expected or pressured into feeling that you have to do anything. In fact I suggest going the first time with the intentions of not doing anything except maybe just yourselves if it feels right. Just observe. What you will find is that the women are in complete control and you will quickly see that there are people there of all ages, shapes and sizes. If you are approached simply let the other couple/single know what your intentions are. The first rule in any club is No means No and it really is that simple. You just have to be able to tell anyone what your boundaries are. It can be extremely liberating for women to be in an atmosphere where they can express their sexuality without judgement or pressure.

Everywhere have played with were already friends. Don't ask me how the subject was breached, I don't remember. But it did make it easier to keep in line with our number one rule; don't screw up anyone's relationship. Not our own or others. Being friends first, none of us want to ruin our friends marriages, so we don't do anything to make any of the others mad. No private play ect. So far it has worked well. And been at it for 14 years.

It might have something to do with what you put in your profile as to what you were looking for? The "swingers" in your area might have a very different view of "swinging" than you do or you might have given them the wrong impression. There is nothing wrong with looking for what you want. You might want to try a different approach. Try going outside of "swinger" websites and try more of a social thing. Some people aren't as "vanilla" as you think.

I'm not sure how to tell you how to work your way into the act of your wife being "fuck-licked" since that probably varies greatly from wife to wife. If my late wife is an example, I can assure you that you won't have to talk her into it the second time. So, if this is her fantasy, talk to her a lot. Explore ideas. Keep your eyes open for partners. We preferred couples but beware! You will have two women who won't have to be talked into it the second time. After we found that magic couple, Laura and I (and the other couple) found the following description worked best. A couch works better than a bed. Start with the women sitting on the couch with the men kneeling between their legs. Don't get in a hurry. Laura liked to have me start at the bottom of her slit, using my tongue to gently spread the labia sideways, slowing working myself up until the labia was spread widely along the length and above her clit, which would be standing erect and anxious. After the ladies have had enough of this (may take awhile) both of the men should sit on the couch and lean comfortably back while the ladies climb aboard. Laura liked to start out face to face with her chosen fucker. (She liked kissing.) Eventually, the fuckee-lickee would turn around into reverse cowgirl position and reinsert the fucker's penis. Both would spread their legs and the licker would kneel between them. I've never questioned my sexuality so I wasn't put off by working around my friend's penis to (once again) spread the labia away with my tongue until her clit was once again standing firm at the top, easily licked. One challenge to look out for at this stage is that the fucker's cock tends to slip out when the action becomes enthusiastic. This can be avoided by the licker pursing his lips and tongue around the clit while using his chin to hold the fucker's cock in place. The lady who is not "It" can amuse herself by alternately kissing the fucker and the lady who is "It." After a sufficient number of orgasms, which varies with individuals, the other lady can become "It" and the fucker and licker can exchange assignments. One very pleasant variation is for one of the ladies to be the licker. Laura was fond of this as well because, at the proper time, she could help herself to a treat of man-cream. Keep experimenting and report back to this forum.

Pretty much in the same place. We've explored the idea through the use of toys, and have found that she really, really enjoys the physical feeling of two at once, which is obviously different than an actual human being. That leaves her with the mental hurdle, which can be quite a hurdle for the woman who has been the "good girl" her entire life. Thank you for the reply!

I had a similar experience with my first husband, started with me using toys in him, then wanting to see his ass fucked, but we found another Lifestyle couple that the wife told me she gets so wet seeing her man on top as well as bottom. They were cute, with all over dark tans, and willing to both fuck me and my hubby. I would eat out the wife, while her man fucked my hubby with mirrors around us to see. I came so many times, it hurt. But still liked to see the couple fuck with my hubby from behind, and me filming. Laura Laura and Dave vegas nude couple

I have no desire whatsoever to kiss another man (in fact the thought of it is disgusting to me), snuggle with another man, and no desire to have anal sex - giving or taking, but I have always craved playing with, fondling and sucking a dick....and of course I LOVE having my dick sucked no matter who is doing the sucking. Not sure if that makes me bi-sexual or not....or just plain sexual!