Back in December I had a vasectomy because we exhausted all other options for birth control and no longer wanted to use condoms after almost 20 years together and 10 years of marriage. The urologist told me to get my semen tested for sperm after 30 orgasms or around 12 weeks. Well, I was well over 30 orgasms after a few weeks but I was urged by the doctor to just be patient because sperm can get hung up at different points. Well, I wouldn't wait any longer, so Saturday morning I had an hour to kill before my first client. So I cranked out a massive load, dropped it off at the testing facility, and first thing Sunday morning I received the results.... "Absent"! I was thrilled and promptly made use of the news by spraying a healthy coating all over the interior and exterior of my wife's lady bits!
Not really sure my semen will be of any use when swinging as we'll use condoms for intercourse. But I figured this was the most appropriate place to share our joyous news!!