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We cancelled a lifestyle cruise to Australia and New Zealand recently. The entire cruise was later cancelled. We also switched from April Bliss 2020 to 2021. Since we are holed up in our bunker and not shaking hands, swinging is out of the question for us. We are over 60 and in a high risk category.

I have a tilted cervix which limits me to around 8'ish inches in length. Girth is not a problem, the bigger the better. I love a very hard, fast and furious pounding doggy style, but anything too long will spear my cervix, which is exceptionally painful. I can manage slow movements, but it takes a bit of body maneuvering to find the right comfortable angle. I can take much larger at other angles, such as on my side. There are a couple of males the local house parties who I limit my play with for this reason. I've told them why and they understand. Periodically I get an idiot male who tells me I just need a good stretching out and he can do that for me.

I’m not huge but bigger then most. I learned a long time ago to...not rush. Take things slow. I love foreplay....and love giving a woman oral....as often and for as long as I’m allowed. I also use oral not only to arouse but make her as wet as possible. Lube when needed of coarse. My experience is that physical size of the woman has little to do with what she can accommodate. Mind set, comfortable setting, relaxed and turned on all help make for a better experience. Entering slowly, a little at a time, pausing to allow her to adjust and become comfortable before introducing more. Never just thrust or plunge all in....unless she asked or directs you to. It is all about patience. I have seen and been with larger women....taller and thicker build who only enjoyed average or smaller men, anything more was painful. And small built women who can handle a rare but huge cock. It isn’t about body size as much. It is a lot about technique.

Only the best for swingers dude

Never know. Didn't he just step away from his position.... or something like that? Maybe thats why!???

There are NO secret handshakes or symbols that a swinger might display...and even if there were, would you want some strange person to knock on your door saying '...so I see that you are swingers, lets go!'. The problem with secret signs is that it doesn't take very long for everyone to know what they mean and most swingers would rather keep what they do in the bedroom a secret. My go to example is that Prince Harry wears a black ring on his right hand...I'm PRETTY SURE he isn't a swinger.

Birthday party? I think not! Ewwww. swingers!!!!!!! Be back in a minute, I'm off to close our garage door so we can get in the car to go buy some groceries ?