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6 months ago or ten years ago? I will say that we are over sixty and play with people in our general age bracket. Then we meet couples we last saw 2 or 3 years ago. Some look great, some look the same, some are unrecognizably worse. Time can take a toll. Although in our minds, we all look like we did at 32.

We open our clothed pictures to people we want to meet. We expect them to open theirs. If they don’t, game over. Upon meeting a couple, we sometimes realize that their pictures are from the way back machine and they claim to be younger than us when they are visibly much older. Not a good move.

We do understand your concerns about pitfalls. And there are quite a few, many more than you've mentioned. And, there can be a lot of fun, and growth to your primary relationship. Plus the possibility that you'll make some wonderful, not-traditional friends. You're wise to educate yourselves, and you have great communications between the two of you. This is an absolute must. At this point, to avoid the potholes, just go slowly, thinking out the steps before committing to them. Like a game of chess.

My swing buddy and I used AFF for about 10 years and found it to be a great way to meet other swingers. But, you have to get involved. When you put up a profile, people are not going to just overwhelm you with invitations. Your profile should be attractive and give off positive vibes to others. For example, if I read your message above, I would not be interested in approaching you. You come on as too negative. You should have some attractive photos available for those who just view your profile. Keep the personal photos available only to those who you want to let view them. Seek out folks in your area who seem attractive and compatible to you. Invite them to view your profile and open up a dialog with them. Meet with the ones who seem suitable to you. Recommend that you meet them in a restaurant for lunch or dinner, get to know them, and if you click, then go to a nearby hotel room and have fun. If not, be nice about it and just enjoy meeting some new people. Good luck. Have fun!

Strangely, all pictures of anyone are from when they were younger.

Stop calling me Surely. Surly or Surely there was no bun um I mean no pun. I’m sure he found his MAN. Don’t you like his imagination?

Just curious. Was that a typo or a pun? Either way, I'm laughing.

I have missed the Trollstoys. Tell me another one.

We have had a couple of experiences where people were middle aged on SLS and in their pictures and elderly when we met them in person. Not sure who they think they are fooling. We understand that most people a lot younger than us would not be interested. We are not one trick ponies and we are open to appealing playmates. Just level with us.

There's an old adage, 'never sleep with anyone crazier than you are.' Seems you've gone there, although it took you some time to find out. Yeah, I'd ditch the woman. Expect drama when you do it. Does she have weapons?

It would be a better world if people related to their sexual partners as a person and took less measurement of boobs, vaginas and penises. Part of the fun is the variation. When we read profiles that say the guy has to be so many inches and he has to be able to perform, we know they are not the people for us.

We explicitly state in our profile that we'd like to see who is contacting us. That said, we've never declined further exploration solely based on face pictures. One of our common introductory ways of closing a first message when contacting another couple is the phrase "We're opening our photos in hopes they encourage you to reply" -- or words to that effect. There have been only two times when another couple has decided to discontinue contact: Once, when the woman decided she didn't like men with facial hair (which wasn't in their profile), and another time, where they both decided I looked almost exactly like her brother -- and that weirded them out to much to continue.

I understand, but for us the hasle of cleaning and soap etc is worse, it kills the mood

Relax people, you can't catch the gay. I wish I could it would open my opportunity for play by 100% The swinger world has this weird double standard about male homosexuality, girl on girl action? hawt!! I might touch the guy's thight during a threesome? oh noes! teh gay! But yep, cowgirl, other positions you see in pornfilms are tricky to pull off and keep going. Don't forget double vaginal: very intense! as always it's the woman who calls the shots, she's in control of making everything stop. The 2 guys are accomplices in her pleasure.

Very common and perfectly normal, nothing at all to be embarassed about I don't know that I believe the first of the following two discussions, but it sounds too fun to not include it... 3. Queef from Urbandictionary.com Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife. Queef From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. A queef is the slang term for an emission of air from the vagina, often during or after sexual activity. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus, hence the nicknames "pussy fart" and "vart" or the more technical term "vaginal flatulence". The sound is most often associated with air expelled during or after vaginal intercourse but can also happen during cunnilingus or anal sex. ~ B ~