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Did anyone see the Austin Powers movie where they asked him who number 2 worked for and Tom Arnold narrated the struggle from the next bathroom stall? Vulgar, childish and funny.

Alas, the obscure references to "Be Seeing You", Number Six, Number One have dated us. In the middle of the 20th century, during height of the Cold War, there emerged a number of television series about spies and their lives. Among the best were two British series. The first was called "Secret Agent", and the second called "The Prisoner". Both starred the extraordinary Patrick McGoohan. You might know the former from its catchy theme song by Johnny Rivers, listen here The second series implied that McGoohan's character had tried to leave the spy biz and was interned at a camp for such people (hence the title "The Prisoner"). His name was indeed "taken away" and he was referred to only as Number Six, engaged in a game of wits with a series of Number Twos, and always asking the question "Who is Number One?" This was Brit TV at its best in that era. Be seeing you...

I have never done it but my wife was out with her girlfriend's and they told it was was great so she came home with a buzz and wanted to try, she got me hard as we tried she said I was to thick so she jacked me off till I came

I got a text response but I needed more so I called her. She claims she told me about her friend when we met, something I don’t remember if she did 2 years ago. She said she had a friend who went to my gym, again I don’t remember. I asked why didn’t she and her husband play with her friend and she said she tried alone and it didn’t work out. Her friend, the one at my gym, couldn’t do it. We then got into a discussion about turning 50 and changes we go through and the pandemic and what we have been doing. I told her we keep our private life private and I hate that too many people know what we do and she apologized and said she should have reached out not knowing both me and her friend would be at the gym at the same time. She swore nobody was stalking me, she thinks her friend just built up her nerve to approach me. Then she thanked me for being so nice when we met knowing how scared she was. Alan suggested I talk to the gym friend.

We would not tell anyone that other people are in the lifestyle or even nudism without the other people’s express consent. It’s not a matter of helping. It’s about privacy. One of our nude beach buddies (female) was on a bowling team with one of my wife’s co-workers (male). Our buddy let it slip that she hangs out with my wife at the nude beach. She called my wife immediately and apologized profusely. We did believe it was accidental. Everyone survived. The co-worker never said anything to my wife or anyone else as far as we know. I am sure our buddy was mortified and told him to forget she said it.

One question to ask yourself is: Did they do this to "help me" or "hurt me"? I would frame my response accordingly. Of course, they should have checked with you and asked permission before sharing your business. But, they did it with people in the lifestyle in what seems to be an attempt to facilitate connection not to hurt you... Given that, I'd temper my anger.

I noticed that when it's done right it doesn't hurt! You are so right in saying that it didn't hurt when you were relaxed. I remember my very first time, it hurt like hell, but once there was enough lube it was GREAT!!!

Who is Number 1?