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Tried this over the weekend and it did not go well. My buddy usually opts for my GF's asshole so I told him beforehand to bust a nut before we go into DP. He says "no problem I can cum in 5 mins." Given he's fucked my GF a thousand times (exaggerating) I know he can finish in 5 mins but I've also seen him last much longer. So we're both groping my GF and she is playing back with us and I begin to go down on my GF while she blows my buddy. Then I take a step back because I don't want to get overly involved and cum so I decide to watch the show instead. So after oral my GF gets on her back and my buddy starts fucking her in missionary. He picks up the pace really thrusting hard but unable to finish. After a few minutes he says he can get finish if he switches to doggy. Puts her in doggy and immediately starts pounding her hard from behind. Now he's pounding the living shit out of her and calling her a whore, slut, cunt, and a bunch of other degrading stuff (yes, she loves this kind of talk) but still can't nut. So now my buddy says he is close but needs to go back into her mouth to finish - OK sure. As I see him pull his dick out of her it's hard but not like fully 100% rock hard if you know what I mean. So now he puts her on her back with her head hanging over the bed and starts fucking her throat. Now I'm sitting there rock hard (harder than my buddy) at this point and ready to say "fuck it" and just move forward with a DP but decide to wait it out. So he's balls deep in her throat pumping in and out and still not getting there. Back to doggy. Pounds away for who knows how long and says he's going to cum so he pulls out and starts stroking off over her face - and guess what? Still nothing! Puts his dick back in her mouth and starts facefucking her again until he FINALLY pulls his dick out of her mouth and shoots his load on her face. I didn't time how long this took but it took a looong time. My GF looks like a wreck (a sexy wreck) from fucking especially her face from the facefucking (always sexy seeing her this way) and my buddy is sweaty and looks like he just came back from a marathon. Seeing my GF that way is keeping me hard as hell but I know they are going to need some time to recover from fucking. Of course after this me and my GF were like "wtf was that? I thought you said you'd be done in 5 mins?" And he says "usually I am but I literally jerked off right before I came here because I didn't want to cum too soon." Really??? He couldn't have told us that before??? Anyways let's move forward. So now they're both recovering and we're drinking water, eating some food, watching TV, etc. and I'm now a little nervous because I've been hard for like the past hour and worried now I might finish too soon and unable to keep up with my buddy but I put it out of my mind. So after a little bit they're ready to go for round 2. My GF starts blowing us a little and I try to direct her to suck on my buddy more as I am afraid of cumming too soon because of all the anticipation. Eventually I get on bottom and slide into her pussy and my buddy tries to enter her from the backdoor but isn't staying hard and not getting in. So now as I'm fucking her he comes around for more oral. So now he's standing over me fucking my GF's mouth and as I look up all I see is his sweaty balls slapping against my GF's chin and as he facefucks her she's gagging and wetness is dripping down on my chest. A few minutes ago I was worried about cumming too soon and now I'm worried that I won't be able to keep an erection. So as my buddy is standing on the bed over me fucking her face he loses his balance and the worst part of his body imaginable almost comes crashing down on my face. It was close! At this point my erection is gone and I'm mentally out of the game. We take a step back for a bit before we continued to play again but never achieved a successful DP that night. We all agreed to a raincheck though. It sounds like a pretty horrible story but we all laughed pretty hard about it afterwards.

An even racier one happened years ago for us. We were at a house party when the topic of different shaped penises came up, pun intended. I said I could pick out Mike’s blindfolded without a problem. Five penises volunteered for my test while I was blindfolded each man stood in front of me. How could I not know my husbands dick or balls? I knew at first touch which was Michael but we all had fun when I said I needed to check orally. More a fun time, less a game.

Communication matters. Dialogue matters. If the brain isn't engaged and having fun, the rest of the body won't have much fun either. Physical attraction is interesting. It's not just shape and size. It's dress, grooming, and how they carry themselves. If they are not attracted to each other, it's unlikely we'll be attracted to them. Conversely, if they make it clear that they are each other's best date and take pride in making sure they 'put their best food forward' for each other, it matters. That's one of the reasons we list our shared values on our SLS profile. We don't want to waste time, or waste their time, with mismatched priorities and expectations. As for politics, we agree with you. In todays social and civil climate, staying tolerant of others' views takes more effort than it should. If it's fun time, we don't want to waste energy trying to look past opposing views. That does not mean we have to share identical perspectives, but it does mean that we are in the same clubhouse, so to speak.

There's always the nuts and bolts game. Go to a hardware store (or perhaps that jar in your dad's workroom) and get matching nuts and bolts for everyone. Then at the arranged time, have every woman pick out a nut, and every man pick out a bolt. Then everybody mingles until all the nuts and bolts are matched up. This isn't a race - there's no prize for being first. It just gives people a chance to mingle with the other sex.